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The Funeral Portrait believes in the power of Devotion to their Music and to their unwavering fanbase, The Coffin Crew. The ritual is beginning \u0026amp; they want everyone involved. Join us Friday the 13th to share your devoutness; excuses for not attending are forbidden.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Season of Mist - International","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":53368620613975,"sku":"P-163155-","price":14.49,"currency_code":"EUR","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0974\/6500\/8471\/files\/The-Funeral-Portrait-Greetings-From-Suffocate-City-CD-163155-1-1738665858.jpg?v=1778265253"},{"product_id":"the-funeral-portrait-greetings-from-suffocate-city-lp-coloured","title":"The Funeral Portrait - Greetings From Suffocate City - LP COLOURED","description":"\u003cp\u003eThe Funeral Portrait stands to represent the outcasts from all walks of life. The misunderstood, the weird, neurodivergent, LGBTQ+, marginalized, \u0026amp; otherwise given an unfair hand in life. To offer a sense of community, a place to belong \u0026amp; a space where they can feel safe \u0026amp; accepted for their differences. They all grew up “the weird kid” who was saved by music \u0026amp; the alternative culture, so they now feel obligated to return this favor to the younger generation. This message is shouted to the masses through their over-the-top theatrics \u0026amp; dramatic, almost blown out, presentation. The Funeral Portrait believes in the power of Devotion to their Music and to their unwavering fanbase, The Coffin Crew. The ritual is beginning \u0026amp; they want everyone involved. Join us Friday the 13th to share your devoutness; excuses for not attending are forbidden.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eSide A:\u003cbr\u003e1. Suffocate City (feat. Spencer Charnas of Ice Nine Kills)  \/ 2. Blood Mother  \/ 3. Doom and Gloom  \/ 4. Holy Water  \/ 5. 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